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Real Jackson

Lazy as fuck, hates PE, GOD at Fortnite, son of Cynical.
"REAL Jackson is lazy AS FUCK!"
-My PE teacher
by Cynical's Son September 26, 2019
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jarvis jackson

Jarvis is charming and intelligent and can easily win your heart. However he lies, cheats, and manipulates women. He always has multiple women and is afraid of true commitment!
He pulled a Jarvis Jackson but she left his dumb ass!
by LadyBlove2 March 6, 2017
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Jackson Foster

Is a man that plays baseball but isn’t very good cause when he runs he’s held back by his baseball bat sized cock.
Real shame about that guy over there he’s a total Jackson Foster. His cock is so big he can’t even run right damn thing holds him back like an anchor
by Smallcok November 4, 2021
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Presidential Jackson

Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".
Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.
by Adam Pickett October 6, 2006
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jackson holbrook

A real big asshole. He will always cheat on you than lie about it. He is very very desperate. He is also a player. Never date a guy like this if you are looking for a good relationship.
Jackson Holbrook: jackson is the biggest dickhead I have ever met
by SomeRandomChick47 February 19, 2018
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Jackson Michigan

Jackson Michigan the place you go to to get carjacked brutally robbed by 4 dudes in trashy baggy clothes with 1 hi point an 3 glock 9s with all the fentanyl an shootings u can surprisingly rent a shitty condemned house for 750, all the stds u should wrap your Willy your baby daddy still not paying child support, yo baby mama not shit fuckin yo homies while your Locked up for intent to sell, shitty cars with 24s just know you can smoke the best weed in Michigan while chillin at your favorite parking lot stores include dollar general an Walmart with all the wanksta white kids just know there is a huge gang presence in the town mostly bd an gd 5630 while no one works cause there’s no good paying jobs there is a lot of local rappers including 5630 emar, Tez, niko castellano an a lot more overall Jackson is declining very fast an is the most dangerous small town in Michigan an heading to the worse top 5 really soon
by Tyrell reeves March 18, 2022
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peter jackson

This Geezer who lives within 3 kilometres (and born 20KM) from where i live made famous for creating the most sleep inducing, majorly over-rated LOTR series.
ive got nothing against Peter jackson himself, his LOTR is just so majorly over-rated
by Brother Number One March 21, 2004
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