Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment

I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight

by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday

A video some Cunt made

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday is a video of some trash boys playing overwatch

by Fuck you mate March 1, 2019

Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024

Tuna Gravy

When a vagina has smelly discharge while performing oral sex

Man, I was eating out a girl while I was drunk and her tuna gravy was all over my face. I wanted to gag.

by Some girl in Ohio February 22, 2020

tuna

i dont know him yet but he is probably cutest person in the world or i just wanna believe in this whatever im waiting for him

i love you tuna

by thegirloncorner November 20, 2021

Tuna

Tuna is a type of product which is cheap. You can find it on dollar tree for $1 dollar. Tuna is a person who tries to bully people, but end up, roasting them for no reason.

What's with all the tuna here tonight?

by Samonnn November 21, 2023

rare tuna

Eating out a girl after she's done with her period

Omg you guys I had sex with this girl...she had rare tuna

by Kimberstella September 16, 2016