nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

nice weather in Ohio

Something that has yet to be seen.

See oxymoron.

"Will you go out with me?"

"Sure, when theres nice weather in Ohio."

by mickey l brown January 30, 2008

nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 04, 2010

Never Nice November

A fake word to cover up No Nut November, in case your crush asked what is NNN.

You: I'm sorry, but NNN has been tough.
Crush: What's NNN?
You: Never Nice November.

by RolandOrlando December 09, 2020

You're not a nice person

The best way to own someone.

Andre: You fist like a seal

Tom Riddle: You're not a nice person

Andre: DAMN!

by "The Icon" Tyclar October 20, 2007

I'm such a nice person

A quote to be said, whenever you perform a total dick move, or when retelling a total dick move.

Yeah I totally anaconda-choked Paul while he was drunk,

and then I left him unconscious on the beach for, like, an hour.
Dude was bitching and moaning from sunburn the next day,
so I choked him out again.
I'm such a nice person.

by Chewbacca Da Wookie July 05, 2011

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 06, 2004