internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.

127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Internet Dragon

The all powerful overseer of the internet. Consider it the master moderator of all cyber space, but it has much more powerful abilities than just Bans. Many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that's exactly what it wants you to think. Any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.

Did he about Dave? He was posing as a 12 year old girl on a "Older Men Seeking Very Young Girls" chat room when his monitor EXPLODED in his face! Now he eats out of a tube and shits in his pants. As terrible as that is, I dont feel sorry for him. He shouldn't have angered the Internet Dragon like that.

by Froztee June 17, 2010

THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

1. Sarcasm
2. What people with no lives think about the internets

We were shocked when that n00b didn't realise the internet is serious business :O

by Homoriffic January 1, 2007

internet

an evil void filled with porn and advertisements where fat old rednecks can look at boobs for ten hours and destroy theyre only chance to get into heaven.

The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is "Internet".

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

internet explorer

A worthless program that crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&crashes&...(You get the picture) and gets worse with every version

Internet explorer kicks its users out so frequently it's just a worthless waste of hard drive space. The government should mandate that Microsoft remove internet explorer from future versions of its windows because the program is so fuckin abysmal!

by grizzly master March 30, 2009

internet

A complete failure.

People who make blogs ruined the internet.

by Anonymous May 26, 2003