Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.
I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.
by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009
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Wifes Second Boyfriend

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
by Krashlia March 10, 2021
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Second-hand Twinkie

One man 'titty-fucks' a woman, ejaculates between her breasts then is followed up by a SECOND man who titty-fucks the woman using the first man's ejaculate as lubricant. Also may be refered to as 'The Goodwill Wrapper'
"Okay buddy! She said she wants a Second-hand Twinkie . Her beef curtains are lubed up and ready to go my man!"
by michael arapaho February 24, 2007
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Second Hand Facial

when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.

when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.

I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
by T Sing February 19, 2010
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Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.
by ML-lol October 09, 2011
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15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.
-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."
by Mennez December 08, 2008
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ronald mcdonald the second

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!
by GROD94 January 17, 2009
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