I know you are but what am i

Oh haha, very funny you're not creative enough to come up with an insult.

John: you're so fat and ugly
Billy: I know you are but what am I?
John:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Wsaop December 6, 2021

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023

My heart dropped, am I supposed to know this?

Definition: This phrase is commonly used when you want to express that you do not recognize something.

Background: Two 8th graders spoke to FOX 5 NY's Jodi Goldberg about a state-required Earth and Space Science exam they took which they believed was unfair. One of them, Samuel Tae exclaimed: "My Heart Dropped, am I supposed to know this?" The other student, Andy Ryoo, told Goldberg, "The test felt like a reading comprehension test, one of the questions was about toll payments - weather wasn't covered, which is a huge topic, and we spent months on it."

"Yo my bro, this morning, I saw the new guy and my heart dropped, I was like, am I supposed to know this guy?"
"Yo bro, this test was lowkey kinda buns tho, like my heart dropped, am I supposed to know this?"

by amoniyl June 18, 2025

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024