human dinosaur

the only belief atheist have which really is an ANGEL!

slim - "even tho ur atheist, you should believe in something."

chris - "well i believe in human dinosaurs"

slim - "are you trying to mean ANGELS"

chris - "well you cant see them"

slim - "so ur telling me a dinosaur fucked a female and made a human dinosaur?"

chris - "yep!"

by SLIMxDEA April 18, 2008

anus of humanity

The shit on the bottom of my shoe.

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass

by Kelly May 5, 2004

human torch

well the other definitions are also correct but another would be somone usually a girl who when slept next to creates so much heat that its surprising she isnt on fire.

OMFGBBQ...i was sleeping with my girlfriend and dude shes a fucking HUMAN TORCH! i swear i was sweating all night

by fuuon June 5, 2005

human shield

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003

human stain

One who is very old and not going anywhere.

Guy1: George pisses the fuck out of me

Guy2: Isn't George dead yet? That fucking human stain.

by EmerilMan June 28, 2006

Human Centipede

A delicious snack where a baguette is cut at one end, stuffed full of melted chocolate and then left in the fridge for the the chocolate to harden again, hence fusing the cut baguette back together, and filling it with chocolate.
Its usally made by couples, and eaten together, with one person starting at one end, and the other starting at the other end, until they meet each other in the middle

Boy: Hey, im hungry, wanna make a Human Centipede?
Girl: Sure, there so delicious!
Boy: We should eat ours together!
Girl: Oh yes, that would be great!

by UrbanFiller June 29, 2010

human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

by sfnaln March 6, 2011