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bate my hook

Lady:"im bored, what should we do?"
Fella:"Well...you could bate my hook...?"
by Pearly Pete November 22, 2009
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Somalian Fish Hook

The Somalian Fish Hook is when a male lies flat on the floor naked flopping up and down like a dying fish whilst the female has her anus in the males face, this act can also be known as the Welsh rarebit or Davy Jones's locker
Oi Jamie I used that Somalian Fish Hook on that Thai bird last night, absolutely cracking
by Gout Dribbler March 18, 2019
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Hillbilly Fish Hook

The act of having sex with a girl doggystyle while having a dip of chew in, then part way through take the dip out with one finger, lean forward and give it to your lady by fish hooking the dip into her mouth.
My brother Alex S. gave me a Hillbilly Fish Hook last night, and it was pretty hot!
by Snipedog22 August 19, 2020
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Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman
1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS
by Romoboi May 30, 2019
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Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck
by Cholochuy June 2, 2018
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Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.
My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.
by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009
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off da hook

some thing really cool and exciting, interesting and fun.
~or~
someone who is totally fucked up
1) yo this party is off da hook!
2) yo that girl is off da hook with drugs
by Alex May 24, 2003
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