Hog Wild

Going hog wild is a state of mind, the state of mind in which you just fuck shit up. It's similar to Danny or Danielle activities.

Man, I'm just gonna go hog wild tonight.

by JimmiBeans April 15, 2024

Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019

your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"

David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*

by david is done May 16, 2018

Hog Pic

When men send pics of their peen

“I can’t believe that Jack sent her a f*cling hog pic”

by hotblondebitch1 October 15, 2023

Hog-gasm

When your man is about to release the "dog of war" and you can only respond by making guteral swine noises.

While Cromer was on the precipice of ejaculated, Tiffany could only hog-gasm.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate March 9, 2019

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019