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Ho-a-licious

When a person is looking mighty fine, strutting their stuff and definately on the prowl for a booty call.
Bruce sauntered around the hotel pool wearing his leather studded thong looking very ho-a-licious.
by Reggie L June 25, 2008
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Five-Ho

A slang term for a female cop, based on the term Five-0, meaning police.
"Dude, got another ticket. But it was a good lookin Five-Ho."
by whiteonwhite December 23, 2009
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First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
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chin-ho

by BWhip October 16, 2008
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House That Ho

To bring a Female over and every person in the house has sex with Her either separately or in a group. Also known as "Putting that Ho on the House" or simply "Housing".
Steve: We need to get some pussy man.
Tony: Well I know this freak named Brandy.
Steve: Shit yea call her up, We can house that Ho.

Josh: So what happened with that Bitch you had over last night?
Mark: Me and Skaz put her ass on the house!
Josh: Lucky Bastards too bad I had to work.
by Skazellino May 1, 2012
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seasonal ho

A girl who only dates jocks when their sport is in season.
She's a seasonal ho; she only sleeps with baseball players during baseball season, during football season she sleeps football player; basketball season - basketball players - she seasonal.
by kMichelle April 29, 2008
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ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.
That girl is James' ho-wife.
by sonicboommm=kk July 2, 2017
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