High School Handshake.

Another word for a hand job. Usually received in high school for the first time.

Person 1: I was hanging out with Jessica last night and she gave me the ole high school handshake.

Person 2: High school handshakes sound awesome!!!

by ATM300zx October 15, 2011

Cool Guy Handshake

The cool guy handshake is a sacred act of male bonding that is shared between close friends.
If you are a man who wants to know how to do it you should already know how.
If you are a woman than close this window as you do not have a penis.

Dude 1: Yeah so I spitroasted this girl last night.
Dude 2: Awesome
{pause}
*Cool Guy Handshake*

by GirlsAreLessBeings March 23, 2008

Wet Handshake

A handjob, where instead of lubricant, the person uses another man's ejaculate.

After Sally gave Tom a handjob, she came my way and gave me an awesome wet handshake.

by Dean Mars October 18, 2010

Thats Hands

When a friend of yours does something stupid or funny yet uncalled for , there by making the situation funny. Your friend must extend his hand , and you must slap either gently or hard. Note if you slap it harder then required then thats hands on you and he can slap your hand.

Tim: dam look at that gurl she looks so good ;)
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)

They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands

by Willfredson of your mom August 14, 2012

Gamer Hands

The act of catching an object mid-air.

Jess's got dem gamer hands yo, she done caught that glass mis-air before it shattered.

by Jessegurl808 July 19, 2018

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Puerto Rican Handshake

To stab someone violently.

Lainey gave Mike a Puerto Rican Handshake because he called her old.

by Soonermike24 September 14, 2018