Holding out your hand with your palm turned upward and your fingers separated and curled slightly, like you are holding a hardcore goblet.
by kkegel April 25, 2009
A sexual process of giving your partner a hand job but before they ejactulate you punch then in the genitals
Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.
Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.
by Frogers October 18, 2004
by Jessegurl808 July 19, 2018
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop November 15, 2017
When a friend of yours does something stupid or funny yet uncalled for , there by making the situation funny. Your friend must extend his hand , and you must slap either gently or hard. Note if you slap it harder then required then thats hands on you and he can slap your hand.
Tim: dam look at that gurl she looks so good ;)
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)
They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)
They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands
by Willfredson of your mom August 14, 2012
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005