gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively

In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.

by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021

Goochage

A lil bitty of everything

You ready for some absolute goochage tonight

by Octobowler72 December 19, 2021

goochage

a Lil bitta of everything

You guys ready for some absolute goochage tonight

by Octobowler72 December 20, 2021

Goochie

A goochie is a guy's coochie. This occurs when a guy tucks his penis in between his legs, creating a goochie. This can also be an ironic term to simply refer to a penis with the same punch that the word coochie provides.

Dude, she kicked me right in the goochie.

by Boinkyy February 7, 2022

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Gooch Grinder

A lesbian

“Why did Rachel reject me bro?”-Cleetus
“She must be a gooch grinder!”- Tyler

by Rockcrawler01 March 1, 2022

Goochchewer

Referring to a person as an idiot. A fuckin idiot of a person. A person that would be so dumb as to chew on a gooch, and either enjoy it, of think the other person is enjoying it. No one's enjoying it, goochchewer.

"That loser was just looking to start a fight with anyone for no reason, what a goochchewer."

by ChillyBeach March 2, 2022