spanish goggles

The act of placing one's testicles over the eyes of another, usually during the act of fellatio.

Bro, I totally gave her the spanish goggles while she was sucking my dick!

by TheKesh July 20, 2011

Goggles

The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.

LOOK .. ROWC ...GET HIM!!
*Hangs Out The WIndow*
GOGGLESSSSSSSS!

by yoooooooooooobluuuuuuud April 14, 2009

the goggles

BEER GOGGLES!!!

Those are what you wear when they "see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person," and it looks good - or at least acceptable to you after consuming at least 9 beers.

But I'm going on my own tolerance here.

"No matter how many beers I pounded, he refused to become any less ugly. The goggles have failed me.

by MzMorbid April 13, 2006

beer gogles

Obtained my consuming a certain amount of alcohol untill you would do something you wouldn't do when your are sobre.

1; dude you got wasted with beer gogles and fucked an ugger.
2; last night you had beer gogles and shit through a leterbox
3; "last night you hooked up with KC McUggerface!"
"its not my fault, I had beer gogles"

by £W@(\) November 14, 2006

Crossfit goggles

A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.

Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."

by CFLT July 30, 2013

israeli night goggles

To lol your ball sack over a girls eyes possibly during oral sex

She just kept staring at me... so I gave her the israeli night goggles

by Ambrosia666 October 1, 2007

Goggles

an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.

You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!

by he's_had_a_beer July 30, 2007