Skip to main content

Golden Break Up

n.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.

If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.

2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
by BekHanson December 2, 2009
mugGet the Golden Break Up mug.

Golden Pussy

The golden pussy is a women's vagina that is valuable and is not easily attained. She is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. Possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.
A lot of men are after her golden pussy, but few will get it.
by MissGold July 1, 2011
mugGet the Golden Pussy mug.

Golden Date

The date when she finally lets you visit her punany.
Usually around the third date, if she still doesn't let you - dump her.
We finally got to the golden date, and now she can hardly walk...

Third date but not golden, I think i'm gonna dump the biach...
by Pingu is crazy September 11, 2005
mugGet the Golden Date mug.

Golden Gate Bridge

Same as the Eiffel Tower sexual posistion, but instead of the two guys high fiving, they play with toy cars on her back, and with a plastic boat and shark beheath her. Best if used with honking sound effects.
We decided to kick it up a notch and give her the Golden Gate bridge instead of the Eiffel Tower
by OxySnake April 27, 2007
mugGet the Golden Gate Bridge mug.

Golden Days

The Panic song from the new album Death of a bachelor which is so fucking good dont say otherwise
OMG!! have you listened to Golden Days by Panic! AT The Disco yet?

Uhm, duh
by Folieano April 30, 2016
mugGet the Golden Days mug.

Golden Voice

When someone has that certain voice that makes your jaw drop in astonishment.
Internet Video: "Some claim they will work for food but one particular man claims that he has the god given gift of voice."

Mark: "Haha! What bullshit!"
Homeless Guy: "When you're listening to nothing but the best of oldies, you're listening to Magic 98.9"
Mark: "Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! That guy has a Golden Voice!"
by Wanterito January 10, 2011
mugGet the Golden Voice mug.

golden years

The ages during retirement toward the end of one's life, but enough to still enjoy the remainder; typically 65 and up.
Anne was 75 and in her golden years.
by Trafton September 23, 2003
mugGet the golden years mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email