Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

mud garden

You've got the liquid shits so bad you hose the mud garden

Had some serious chilli and now it's time to hose the mud garden

by Jimmy neutron boy wonder February 1, 2017

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

soggy garden

when the un-shaven vagina is particularly moist, it is thus called a soggy garden.

Person A: Dude, that chick had a soggy garden last night.
Person B: Oh man, I'll show you my soggy garden.

by Moist Flowers April 12, 2017

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

Albino Garden Snake

When a white man whips out his member, and their partner is vastly disappointed and depressed at the lack of size, and pleasure from said member. In other words, much like an albino garden snake, it's useless, small, and not worth the time to mess with.

Ex.
Nicki: "Hey Jessica, I hanged out with John last night... of course we did 'the sex'"
Jessica: "oh wow, how was he?"
Nicki: "he's an Albino Garden Snake :("
Jessica: "I fuckin' knew it"

by dix 'B' floppin September 4, 2017