the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

French prep

naked images of a girl that are usually sent through Snapchat

You: Can you send french prep?
Girl: sure, you want all the answers?
You: yes pls
Girl: *2 attachments*

by British_Anon March 5, 2022

French uptempo

You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.

Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.

by He's_a_submarine_he's_a_submaa December 3, 2022

French Cowboy

A cowboy from France.

Kevin is a French Cowboy, he needs to accept his inner yeehaw.

by undefault April 22, 2019

Sneak French

When you go in for a kiss and slip your tongue into your partners mouth instead.

Babe come on I just want to kiss you, stop sneak frenching me!

by Marcus shlang September 18, 2016

french roll

A mixture of tobacco and Marijuana rolled into a cigarette.

"Hey man, is that a lefty?"
"Nah, got a french roll."

by Cadet Sunshine September 11, 2015

french massage

A massage in which the guy rubs the girl's tits.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a french massage as we made out.

by HoRnYhOnEy February 29, 2004