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FORD

These are cars that as soon as they are made are ready for the pasture. They are cheaper than the quality GM cars, their company stock value is down and their product proves it.
by Joe Coppola April 22, 2003
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forbidden forest

I've heard her forbidden forest has fleas.
by Xtine Max January 2, 2004
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Florida

-Hey Kevin we should go on a road trip to Florida
-Oh hell yea well go annoy old people, drink some O.J. and see some Death Metal shows
by MattBongwater March 17, 2011
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Forbidden Fap February

Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.
"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."
by TheInternetMemist December 15, 2018
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Ford Ranger

Has so much power it is mostly know as the white missile. Rips Mitsubishi Triton owners a new arsehole whenever they operate the holy automobile. Can flog the shit outta it and it’ll act like it’s brand spanka from the dealer.
Person 1: Holy shit u just see that.
Person 2: What u mean I didn’t see nuffin.
Person 1: Must of been a Ford Ranger was as fast as missile.
by Yeah nah yeah February 12, 2019
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Ford Courier

A Ford Courier is an incapable piece of shit that doesn’t produce enough torque to pull the butt plug out of a 90 year old woman.

Usually purchased but queer or homosexual males that wake up in the morning in a g-string thinking they have a 4 wheel drive but in reality a Getz would out perform it on the tracks.

A key ring turbo would produce more boost than the asthma pump under the bonnet. And the exhaust is so restrictive it sounds like a hybrid.

Usually get bogged in gravel car parks and nearly flex as much as a 4 ton piece of steel.
Did you see the 4 wheel drive Damo bought the other day!!

That’s not a 4wd that’s a Ford Courier!!
by KingOfShadowRealm April 5, 2020
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florida

Where your grandparents live.
Grandpa: "Son, guess what"
Son: "Hmm"
"We're moving to florida"

Son: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
by Joey B.. April 1, 2008
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