Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.
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Get the Football mug.Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
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Get the Jamaican Football mug.Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.
by joeypig1108 August 9, 2022
Get the Football mug.American Football is personally by far my favorite sport. It incorporates speed, stamina, quick thinking, strength, and a strong memory. Some of the biggest misconceptions by other countries about American Football is that it is played by fat American men. They need to look up pictures of NFL players. The only ones that even appear to be fat is linemen, and they are some of the strongest people in the world. For example of NFL players bodies, Seahawks WR DK Metcalf is 6 foot 4, (1.95 meters tall) 229 pounds (103.873 kilos) and has been clocked running the entire field at 21 miles per hour, and can bench press 450 pounds. Meanwhile, on defense, no 1 pick Travon Walker is 6’ 5, 272 pounds (123.377 kilos), has a 35.5 (0.9017 meter) vertical, and runs a 4.51 40 time. Just imagine a 272 pound beast running at you at nearly 20 miles per hour.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Now as far as Americans (I am one) insulting soccer, I mean, it’s a totally different sport. The only similarities are that in both sports, you must be strong (in different places) have quick thinking, understand formations, and be speedy. I have played soccer, and the sport has a lot of its own challenges. It simply just is based more off team play than American football. In both sports, your team while suffer based on weak spots, but sometimes that can be made up for more in football than soccer. Also, I would like to point out that us Americans play both soccer and football, and the ones that do understand the differences in between the games. However, for us Football is much more important. Meanwhile, British don’t even play football, so y’all can shut up. Soccer is a good game; but you know nothing about football so just go back to criticizing enemy clubs, not a sport you clearly don’t understand.
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
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Get the American Football mug.Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism
Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.
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Get the Football mug.Specific complaints or accusations about fantasy football (e.g., rules, results, transactions, etc.) framed as innocent inquiries or concerns.
Even though I could look this question up, and even though Player Z was clearly dropped by Team S, was it legal for Team S to do that and then be added later by Team H? This isn't a fantasy football gripe, I'm just generally curious whether we follow the undroppable player list.
by bama-roll-tide November 16, 2022
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