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Flooper

An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong
For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.
by SetterMama January 22, 2012
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Flopalapagius

A random word that you shout out loud to get attention.
FLOPALAPAGIUS! Every one looks at you like wtf
by WTF IDK August 19, 2014
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Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.
Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.
by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014
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Floop

When using the pull out method and you cum before the person you're fucking cums

The act of wiping the leftover jizz from the tip of the dudes cock, before slamming that D back in that V. Kinda like an insurance policy.
*dude pulls out and cums*, "floop that cock and get that D back inside that V"
by Balls out. December 2, 2014
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Floop

The sound that is made when a cock pulls out of a cum filled pussy!
After he was done he pulled out and all they heard was FLOOP!
by meowgirl April 27, 2015
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flop show

A flop show is a 'friend' who let's you down on a social occasion. For example, all other friends plan to attend a night out, but 1 friend lets you down.
Don't be a flop show and come out tonight
by ohyesaatdas September 21, 2015
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Floop

When you're booty is saggy.
Hey Cassidys butt looked floop today!
by Lalalallalna November 13, 2015
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