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Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”
Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.
by RealOG6ix9ine October 18, 2020
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Frosted Flakes

a sexual act where the man nuts on the woman's scalp, creating a shampoo like texture that exposes her dandruff hence the name.
"I fucked her real good and gave her frosted flakes."
by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020
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frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)
Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.
by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020
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Twit-flake

A combination of the words "Twitter" and "snowflake." Someone on Twitter that gets really defensive over something that's (overall) trivial. This can also apply to politics, gaming, tv shows, etc. They'd mostly throw out derogatory terms like "racist", "homophobic", "ableist", etc. usually deriving from places like Tumblr.
This person on Twitter is being a twit-flake because someone made a sarcastic joke. So they decided to call the person "racist." Then the other person came out saying it was sarcastic. The twit-flake decided to call that person "ableist" since they didn't include "/s" in the middle of their joke. Even though it was easy to identify as sarcasm even without "/s."
by TheBlankOne November 24, 2020
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020
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No-flakes

One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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