Tax Back to Reality

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
by TaxPayer1 March 14, 2024
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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celebrity tax

An upcharge you pay at an establishment that is run by or employs a celebrity on site.
The prices at Hell's Kitchen are insane. You pay such a celebrity tax just because Gordon Ramsay's name is on the sign!
by Goectsche May 19, 2023
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Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.
I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.
by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020
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fanum tax

when a large male takes a percentage of your portion of a meal without consent
yo he just fanum taxed me
by gluetius maximus March 13, 2025
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Fanum Tax

When a person decides to steal a different person's food.
Stop fanum taxing my food!
by skibdi sigma July 15, 2024
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Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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