by thelonepooper March 16, 2023
1. When all of your bed springs break from scoring your girlfriend.
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
2. An atari 2600 game, simply called Football, but commonly referred to as Football Island.
3. HELL
1. Damn it! My bed turned into Football Island!
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
2. Wanna play Football Island?
3. I went to Football Island after I died.
by TeleKamptiA November 22, 2022
Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players
by Brizarian September 03, 2017
Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 03, 2021
A football fan who follows you to the train station and won't shut up even though you clearly don't want to hear their opinion.
This football bore is talking bollocks.
by Middle aged rebel December 09, 2023
A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.
"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."
"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."
by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024