Hayden Fit

Hayden fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym daily and chugs a 5 gallon protein shake to establish dominance. Note to self, Hayden Fit seems hella fit.

“Oh look, it’s Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!”

by 2n1lah November 23, 2021

Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025

Fit

verb/adverb: to make sure that you are situated as far as illicit materials being hidden.

They keep watching me. I better keep my sh*t fit!

by Divinessence68 February 6, 2025

Shit Fit

When someone wears an all brown outfit

Look at Matt’s shit fit today

by shitfit846284 February 11, 2025

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 22, 2025

Kobi fit

An outfit which consists of every color in the rainbow , inspired by kobi

Girl: “Boy I can’t mess with you , you got a Kobi fit on”
Boy: “Oh yeah my fault I’m gay”

by A kobi fit user March 5, 2025

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025