fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

fecial freak

one who enjoys rubbing excriment on his/her body; or eating the excriment of a partner during sex.

BOY:Oooo baby...sit on this pot and and give me a warm meal!!
Girl: Dude...you're such a fecial freak!!

by Hand Spanker August 19, 2008

feclone

A shitstorm (fecal cyclone), usually used in a business sense.

Strap yourselves in, because the feclone's coming with all the September product launches.

by GDotCom September 28, 2008

fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements

Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.

by Drizzah October 22, 2008

Feckrel

A word that means feck, but more intense and usually said in World of Warcraft to exclaim the superior pain of having to deal with newbs

Feckrels! That AV was BS!

by Megagin January 13, 2009

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009