father whitton

A person in a position of management who makes advances at his employees children. Appears to be friendly only to strike when least expected.

The boss just went Father Whitton on my son.

by LB the GM January 19, 2010

Father Fleming

The priest of the catholic church based in the small town Flemington. He and his brother, Father Stewart, have been an example to all the people in this small town. These

Jason: Hey did you hear about Father Fleming?
Nick: Yeah he's a cunt

by Chaser 123 March 11, 2010

Father Cuntmas

A Dad who did not educate his son on the bodily functions of the female population, and in doing so receives hate crimes of diarrhea aimed at his pussy.

Guy: You're disgusting.
Girl: Girls pee and shit and burp just like boys do!
Guy: You're fucked.
Girl: I'm gunna diarrhea in your father's cunt.
Girl 2: Father Cuntmas!

by bport July 12, 2010

willing father

Your local Priest. ;-)

St. Serena of the Albatross's Priest was always a willing father for the children at catechism every Wednesday.

by MsMissa August 25, 2004

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006

you are the father

People who have no job and sit around all day watching daytime 'reality' talk shows such as Maury Povich, etc.

You know Steve?

Yeah, why?

Oh he finally got a job.

Why was he 'You are the father'?

Yeah like all day long bro..

by 1948ers December 27, 2011

The God Father

They are the fathers of the flight. da vinchi is the grandfather. he did not put hs name on his invention so it was okay for the wright brothers to take it, it was also good thing they did b/c now we have planes that FLY, all because of the fathers of flight. their manes are Orville, and Wilbur (oink, oink)really everyone coppied off or them like northwest airlines, spirit and fly jamiaca etc. They are the fathers or flight.
GO WRIGHT BROS!

As you can see the flight worked in 1899 FINALLY! GO GOD FATHERS
piggy and popcorn

by Chadwick!! November 16, 2004