epic fail

Definition number two in the urban dictionary of epic fail.

"Means only one thing........of two choices."
^Epic Fail of definition

by AnonymousUser200 January 10, 2009

mexican failboat

A raft made with bits of hair, generally of poor mexican woman and occasionally dogs. The raft is used to send mentally retarded mexican children out to sea to be destroyed by sharks.

Sailer 1: Dude! Whats that? its some black stringy thing with a bunch of mexican kids on it!

Sailer 2: Thats the mexican failboat... and those kids are retarded so its fucking hilarious.

by AJDB March 16, 2009

fail at life

a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.

Your lack of creativity deems you fail at life.

by Excommunicated February 1, 2008

Fail

America, 2008-09.

You elected Obama? FAIL.

by TheTallWolfGeek January 29, 2009

failcake

1. All that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.

2. A cake eaten by those that fail.

3. A urinal cake.

"Man, I am such a failcake that I ate a failcake."

"Please, for the sake of my sanity, elaborate."

by Kayl February 22, 2009

Epic Fail

A fail so epic it needs its own word

"I divided by zero"

-epic fail

by epic fail doomsday December 14, 2009

faify

Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for they can say nothing without being attacked in an unleashing of she-bitch rage.

Larry: That bitch be a mad faify today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day working with retarded children was. If i say anything negative now, I might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.

by Chris Jessie February 2, 2008