One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

blue eyed pirate

a wanker who liked to be the cuck

here comes joe, hes such a blue eyed pirate

by BlueEyedPirate August 11, 2024

Flash-eyed

The look of shock or curiosity a person (mostly females) gets on their face when exposed to the genitals of one of the opposite. Wide eyed hand covered open mouth, sometimes gasping. The intoxication that feeds exhibitionist.

‘OMG Susie, look at that guy flashing us; I’m so flash-eyed!’… blush

by Uncle Charles 354 January 4, 2014

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

beedy eyed

A colored person
A person from lower class

A person always out to get you

That beedy eyed stole my truck

by Archibald McStankfinger January 5, 2024

Fire-eyed snaggletooth

the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.

Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"

girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"

by whiteboyswagg11 May 6, 2012

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018