dirty ethan

fucking a ugly fat bitch with small tits

tell me i didnt dirty ethan her last night

by anal man69 January 17, 2011

ethan ernest bunts

lives for God above all; is too nice for his own good, loves halo, loves the dew of mountains, can't spell, a country boy, and he can believe its not butter.

ethan ernest bunts-would die for Christ because Christ has died for him.

by DARKHAWK 009ER May 3, 2009

ethan isenhauer

someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis

zebus: where did you get your car
kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI
zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer

by efan1234 April 29, 2009

Ethan & Caitlyn

shady, two very shady people

"Oml your being such a Ethan & Caitlyn right now" - "Not ah I'm not shady at all"

by et.hann August 21, 2016

Ethan B

A kid who has perfect hair and has friends in high places. He has insane abs and has killer biceps and is a great football and baseball player. He is overall a good person.

Who is that

Ethan B

He is awesome

I know

by Snoopcat$$$ July 5, 2017

ETHAN CHILL

A modern 11 year old soundcloud rapper who most people think is trash. his music usually references an "ugly bitch i fucked last week" even though he probably gets no pussy at all.

Yo, have you heard Ethan Chill's new trash song?
Why does Ethan Chill's bellybutton smell like shit?

by 69fuckhole December 20, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is a person, that looks stoned all the time and likes to think he's hard and he likes to think he can batter Tyler.

Ethan is a cunt.

by Myhandleisbetterthanyours July 25, 2018