ding dong

A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.

Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"

by Jourdyn!! September 28, 2009

ding-ding

A fucking idiot; a person lacking in common sense.

Man, that dude is such a ding-ding.

by the b-word April 17, 2006

Ding

Sound effect commonly used in the place of, or to accompany, the word bellend.
Frequently presented with a signature hand gesture:
Place the tips your thumb and first finger of your right hand together and shake from the wrist as if ringing a bell.

Person1: *points at a foolish looking person* errr, bellend.

Person2: *gestures* ding ding.

by TheAngryGirl December 11, 2003

ding

(v.) to reject, as from membership to a club or society.
(n.) a person rejected or worthy of rejection.

"That guy's a loser, let's ding him."

"That guy's a ding, let's get him out of here before he makes us look bad."

by eleusinian January 5, 2009

DiNG DONG

A NiCK NAME FOR SOMEONE OF CAPE VERDEAN DECENT WHO HAPPENS TO BE OVER 6 FOOT 4. USUALLY ALREADY HAS A NiCK NAME RELATED TO FOOD.. i.E ; YUCA. RESPONDS TO THE NAME BY REFERiNG TO THE CALLEE AS " DING DONA" .. LMAO.

HEY YUCA ! YOUR SUCH A DiNG DONG !

by CACHUPALOVAA March 28, 2009

dingbat

A dumb fuck, possibly a little crazy- if very close to a person or a feeling of hatred towards them you can use this phrase.

Adam zukowski: Harry, don't worry we will all lie for you and say you didn't assault those little girls, trust me all the hockey douches will make those eighth graders seem like dingbats.
Harry: Thanks my dingbat

by Yafavcatlady January 10, 2017

ding

(adj.) Along the lines of "pwned" or "rejected;" commonly used on xoxohth.com and biglawboard.com to indicate when someone has been beaten in an argument or otherwise been relegated to failure.

"Bush to the Free World: DING!"

by blb May 10, 2008