A donut Dutch oven is when you have a donut on your cock and the peso. Sucking you off starts eating it then you cum on her breasts and throw her under a blanket then fart in it and run off while she throws up under the blanket.
Guy: stop sucking and eat the donut.
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
Girl: okay daddy
Guy: cums on her
Girl:starts licking it
Guy: grabs blanket and puts it on her
Girl:hey
Guy:farts and runs
Girl:pukes
Next day
Guy: I gave my girl a donut Dutch oven
Friend: sick bro
by CreamyPEANUT January 18, 2022
Get the Donut Dutch ovenmug. Its when a guy pulls out and then cums all over your pussy and then fingers her to give her the glazed look
by HardAF August 13, 2015
Get the Super Glazed Donutmug. An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.
by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018
Get the Diddly-Dong Donutmug. The act of stacking men on top of eachother by putting the guys dick into the other guys ass making a tower of men that look like a donut stack.
by Steelblackout December 19, 2021
Get the Ohio donut stackmug. 00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
Get the Two Venison Donutsmug. To eat pussy while the female is in the menstruation cycle and she is in the vaginal blood discharge stage.
Dude that dumb bitch got me drunk and she didn't even bother telling me she was on the rag.. i woke up on the floor with a cherry frosted donut
by Dickhead92 March 9, 2015
Get the cherry frosted donutmug. the best most wonderful donuts in the entire world. bite sized treats that will leave you craving more for eternity.
by donutlover1029384756 February 25, 2019
Get the eighty 8 donutsmug.