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Doing the Bernie

A dance move which requires little effort. It helps to be drunk off your ass and just wiggling, flailing, shaking and even bending your body while standing up.
You see that man over drunker than a skunk?
Yeah why? He looks really dumb.
No he is Doing the Bernie.
by Frankenstein's Love Child April 13, 2011
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what doing

what doing? sitting. ob.
by Mike March 24, 2004
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Dry Docking

The act of screwing a chick in the ass without lube.
Dude, I was totally dry docking Yvonne last night.
by Slamin' Salmon May 6, 2010
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Docking

To dock, is to conceal an object under ones foreskin, a variance of this is the infamous japanese dock in which the object is concealed in ones urethra
Person 1: ah shit, have you seen my math book?

Person 2: mate I totally docked it last night, but I fell asleep and when I woke up it was gone

Person 1: I told you to stop docking my stuff man!
by chodemaster94 April 6, 2011
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

The phrase used by Keith Hudson when exciting shit is about to go down. This can be used when he sees a Contour employee, some good ass food, or any animal that walks by him.
*Sees a dog eating some good ass chicken*

Hey Dog WHAT ARE YOU DOING you eating some good bbq there?! I can season it for ya!
by Ice man 02 October 14, 2018
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Doing A dave

Used to describe the behaviour of someone who is always in a grump, unable to enjoy even the simplist things in life
"Stop doing a dave on me" she said to the very grumpy faced person in the corner
by *emma* November 5, 2006
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Docking

(verb) Docking, to dock, docked:
The act of stretching ones foreskin over the erect penis of another man.
"Hey Bob, Cliff and I were getting hot and heavy the other night and we tried docking! He docked his cock onto mine. It was the most romantic night of my life!"
by cliff dock March 28, 2009
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