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auto dildo

I used my auto dildo today daddy!
by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017
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Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
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Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019
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Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.
-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.
by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025
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gutter dildo

A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.
"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."
by JamJamz April 1, 2015
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Dildo breath

My business is none of yours dildo breath.
by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023
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dildo brain

a name you call someone when they are acting dumb or stupid and making you mad
by BurritoEater101 April 9, 2024
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