black-'n'-deckering

Drilling a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory in order to spy on one's neighbour.

Kevin was too frightened to go for an Irish shave at the snooker club after he heard Keith had recently been questioned by the police on suspicion of black-'n'-deckering.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Double Decker Elevator Jump

Having a threesome on a trampoline while bouncing.

Matt: We should do the Double Decker Elevator Jump!

by The Flying Dutchman, Father. December 6, 2009

Double Decker

A bowel movement that was produced on top of another bowel movement.

The party was mortified when they discovered Steve had landed a Double Decker on Shannons shame.

Double Decking
Bismark

by Fresco Wisdom August 6, 2011

Dicked Down

when you're a guy and your girl cheats on you with someone uglier than you or leaves you for someone uglier than you.

person #1: Oh my god...Ray Ray and Shelly broke up.

person #2: Yep. Ray Ray got dicked down by Shelly for Alex.

person #1: But Ray Ray so fine.

person #2: I know. Alex is nasty.

by Dr. Licks That July 24, 2009

black and decker

to have a small penis i.e. pecker

god lord, you do have a black and decker don't you

by saxyboy January 15, 2004

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

dry dicked

Forcing your dick into a woman's cunt or anus while both are bone dry, creating severe discomfort for the woman and a sense of domination by the man.

Also, the act of fucking someone when they are unwilling and/or unprepared, but u don't care cause they are gonna get fucked whether they want to or not, bitch!

Kidpro bent over WTF its Eamon and dry dicked his anus until the blood provided lubrication. Ouch.

by Tecmo Bastard March 14, 2008