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CRS Disease

His memory is like his pecker, they're both kinda short and dripping gonorrhea. (AKA, CRS Disease)
by Captain Cripsta January 5, 2010
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Bomar Disease

A disease that 50% of women carry that has laid dormant for over 2,000 years. Just recently in 2004 the first transmission from women to male was documented. The disease gets into the males genital region creating a rash with purple spots that sometimes contain puss. The disease is very harmful and caution must be taken. Some cases have resulted in the penis "falling off" or a mental state where the male believes such has happened.
Sally, unknowingly, gave Brad Bomar Disease and now Brad's doctor says he needs surgery for his genitals.
by D-Money September 30, 2005
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White Man's Disease

A term that's been in use in sports for several decades indicating a person that can't jump high.

It's especially used in basketball, using the stereotype that white people can't jump
That guy's 6'5'' and he can't even hit rim.. Man, he's got a terrible case of White Man's Disease...
by Rodney J. Sanders June 16, 2010
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Mebanes Disease

A common STD causing facial skin flakeage.
Allison's Mebanes began to flair up causing her chin to look ashy.
by Krunch May 8, 2005
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Urbandictionary Disease

When all day definitions for UD pop into your head
Guy: Doc, I think I'm sick

Doc: What do you have?

Guy: Urbandictionary disease

Doc: That's bad, smoke some weed
by qwertymf5 July 3, 2010
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Big-P Disease

When you become EXTREMELY sexy and charming with the voice and face of an angel. You can catch this disease by comming in contact with Pete Lepore.
" god damn, i wish i had the Big-P Disease because im an ugly shit. "
by Pimpin' Pete December 28, 2005
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Brett Favre's Disease

A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.

Derived from Lou Gerig's disease

In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.

Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.

Favre was a douchbag to the very end:

“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”

Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.

I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.

After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
by lawlawlaw December 15, 2010
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