emersons dictionary

a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment

"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"

by kjhgd May 3, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where i come to find out what that black kid said to me.

Ghetto dude: "Yo man that was off the heezy fo sheezy straight up cuz"

Me: "???????????????"
Me: "let me look that up on urban dictionary"
Me: "Oh ok, ya that was cool"

by d3m0n888 March 3, 2010

urban dictionary

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.

Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

OR

Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.

by stopstealingmyUN July 13, 2010

Urban Dictionary Douche

Someone who actually uses the Urban Word of The Day words in everyday talk. In doing so he/she sounds like a douche.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Don't be an Urban Dictionary Douche!"

by RocketPower10 March 14, 2011

Urban Dictionary Rage

This is the act of getting super pissed off because everytime you hit random on your Urban Dictionary app you get retarded words like "Lana" that describe peoples friends and are most likely retarded attempts to flirt with someone. No one cares about "Lana" she is probably a skank who goes down for dimes, but not on you hence the reason you are desperately trying to get her attention. After about 20 minutes of searching Urban Dictionary you toss your phone at the nearest person you don't like and go back to web surfing for porn.

Person 1: "Why are you buying a new phone?"

Person 2: "I got Urban Dictionary Rage and hurled my old one into that ugly skank Lana's forehead before going back to porn and jerking off."

Person 1: "well played"

by codess117 May 4, 2011

urban dictionary

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker

urban dictionary lol =) i love it

by push2talk May 14, 2011

Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary, it is rejected, and you pause to contemplate why.

I try to define rapediculous on U.D. as a situation that is bad and also ridiculous, but this word and definition is rejected. Why? Too naughty / sexist? There's far filthier on U.D... Not funny? Not used? I use it... How can I clean it up slightly and get it through? ...Do they have a file on me?...Is it time for me to grow up?...the Urban Dictionary Rejection Reflection...

by KIACHOMO January 26, 2013