Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021

Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.

Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!

by KingLucifer January 17, 2021

fam a lamb a ding dong

a greeting towards polish people by people named brandon

oi fam a lamb a ding dong get on ur knees

by FBI-Brandon February 1, 2021

Ding-a-Ling

A body part that goes in ones ass.

Damn boy put that hard and big Ding-a-Ling in my ass.

by JoJoCoolBoiHaHa February 3, 2021

Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion

Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"

by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021

Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.

“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”

by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021