David

David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3

Person: what's his naaame?
me: david
Person: wow u must be lucky!

by anonymous November 23, 2022

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Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022

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David

David is a piece of shit that claims to be the greatest tech wizard on the block yet comes relies on other to fix his mathematical problems i.e. linear equations.

Damn, that David from the sample questions is a dumb fuck who doesn't even know how to fix his own TV reception.

by ItsBathy November 27, 2022

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A person who dies for any type of nyash. As long as it is nyash he is good.

David was daviding around the wellness event center.

by Phlow weezy December 3, 2022

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David is a man who was once loved and treated with respect, but is now hated for what he has become. David is the type of man to jizz at the sight of your four year old son then steal your car and fuck your mom just because he lost to you in a game league of legends. Deep down inside david is a empty prick but just cant admit it

"YOU FUCKING DAVID!!!"

by Lazerbater December 7, 2022

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