Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 02, 2022

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Jacks Dad

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

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A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

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A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

by Kdawg766633 April 08, 2017

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Is there dont worry :(

Connor's Dad is there :(

by IsOkMan999 August 25, 2022

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A person from Gen-Z who acts like a Boomer dad, but makes references to early 2000's memes.

Bro, you're such a Zoomer Dad! You always send me those cringy "Cash Me Ousside" memes!

by ChristIsKing October 28, 2021

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most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.

“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”

by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

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