Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

crunchka

a person who eats shit: a shit eater

Jake is a crunchka he likes his shit well-done.

by Cunt rag licker fart dog bone in ass wipe July 23, 2003

Crunch Berry

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.

Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.

by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011

crundee

Crust found on the penis

Guy 1: Yoo dude, what's that maan?
Guy 2: Just some crundee y'know maan.
Guy 1: Gotcha, sweet!

by NotWlson December 6, 2016

Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

by huyman seeb June 9, 2018

crunchy munchy pocket

Is a deep fried vagina old men use to jerk off with!

Hey gramps i see you have a Crunchy Munchy Pocket how was it?

by tykinthestudiorappinerryday January 22, 2021

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009