Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

walker county

Methed out cousin fuckers

Omg that walker county fuck is retarded

by That guy from bama February 2, 2017

lauderdale county

A smaller town on the middle west side of west TN made up of henning halls ripley and gates. Know for kicking ass and talking crap. People around here dont play around, ran by LaFamilia

I dont wanna mess with no lauderdale county boy, he will rock me like a jeremiah

by LaFamilia January 2, 2017

putnam county high school

Located in small town going nowhere. The only public school in the county. Also became a charter school and fucked everyone over. People in thd office dont care about anything. Except for Mrs. McCallum, she's the shit. Mr. Adams is the best there. Anyone else want to deacribe this place? Add a definition.

Putnam County High School is the bane of my exsiatence.

by dirtylittlesecret12345 March 22, 2017

lincoln county

A county full of women who use their children as pawns. You blink and you will miss it. You arent missing anything though.

Lets go to lincoln county and get drunk.

by Eiram Y'cats July 7, 2017

Lake County

White people everywhere. The only county In California you DON'T wanna live in. Consists of tweakers, old white folks and racist police officers. May or may not find used needles on sidewalks. Cess pool of STDs and hepatitis.

"Lake county is my hometown."
"That's not something you should be proud of."

by Honest John January 5, 2018

greene county virginia

most trash ass county in all of va full of meth addicts and potheads there deadass nothing desires walmart the schools have roaches also full of yee yee bois

literally anyone ever:where do u live?
greene countian:greene county virginia
anyone ever:ew why

by whatitdobabyyy October 4, 2019