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Cookie Monster

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster
by G-Union May 6, 2003
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Cookie Whore

A cookie whore is a person who cant be trusted with any cake or chocolate. Be wary of those called katie, they get vicious! cookie Stealing
Guy 1: hey wheres my fucking cookie!
Guy 2: keep your voice down we all know katie's a cookie whore!
by mortalperil July 11, 2010
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purple cookie

When Mr. Sibal fucks Tomm's ass to get his grade up
Hey Mr, Sibal, could i please get my grade up by getting purple cookie from you?
by daddy duran June 5, 2018
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Cookie Coma

n. The sugar-fueled diabetic sleep that results after wolfing down more cookies than you feel your body SHOULD be able to take. Possible side effects could mean waking up in a dough dump; n. The Cocaine-induced high you may find yourself in when the world just sort of slips away and 24 hours later, you are unable to even remember if you were tripping balls or not.
1. My 100 hour cookie coma was so wonderful! I'm even forced to live on insulin due to my binge-ful eating! hoorah!

2. "Where.... wh, whaa.....Who/Where/What/When/Why the Fuck am I?"
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
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slow cookie

Someone who is slow. not quick at understanding things. Like when u bake some cookies theres always one u got to put back to continue to let it cook.
by Tiffany H. October 23, 2006
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oatmeal cookies

a street name for oxycontin when your talking on the phone next to your mom
BOB: hey the backer is in town with some cookies

BILL: what kind of cookies

BOB: Oatmeal Cookies
by S.O.H.O.N. March 15, 2008
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cake and cookie

by Syuxker August 16, 2016
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