Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.

Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!

by YAWA May 06, 2019

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cock musk

The manly odor that is exuded from the butthole, which exemplifies the essence of maleness. (a fart). In an ideal world, cock musk would serve as a powerful aphrodisiac for women.

I was initially attracted to John, but once I got a whiff of his cock musk, I couldn't keep my hands off of him.

by Pavan Sriprasad February 23, 2008

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cock blockin'

when a guy is tryna holla at a girl but anotha guy interferes.

"I was at the mall and I was talk to this fine ass gurl, but den this dude gon' come and start cock blockin me. I almost beat his ass!"

by FyNeMa4ShO August 15, 2005

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cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

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Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 May 27, 2007

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