The religion of the Tobleronian people. It allows the people to eat one Toblerone per week, on Tobleronsday. If the Lord has been disobeyed the sinner will be sacrificed via Tobleroning. Bob would be a good example, as he was the first sinner.
by radzz111 April 1, 2021
Get the Toblerone churchmug. by Queen of Gods July 2, 2022
Get the Church Of NyJaimug. Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017
Get the God churchmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Koza《¤》Baptist《¤》Church《¤》koza《¤》baptist《¤》church《¤》《¤》Koza《¤》Baptist《¤》Churchmug. Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
Get the The Churchmug. 
Mike: Dude, take the back road today.
Josh: Why?
Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.
Josh: Sweet.
Josh: Why?
Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.
Josh: Sweet.
by Olympic Jackass December 10, 2011
Get the Church Yellingmug.