behind the church

A Metaphor for Anal

Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.

by Yeroner,Yoosumshit October 19, 2019

The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type

The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.

by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.

by Poobody May 6, 2025

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025