cellularitis

An acute condition marked by almost constant talking on a cellular phone.
Similar to telephonitis, but spreads further and annoys more people. Often very hard to treat and no cure is yet available.

As I waited in the Airport Lounge yesterday, I observed an infestation of cellularitis all around me. Almost everyone was talking loudly into a cell phone! Hardly any of the passengers were talking face to face.

by Suzee February 13, 2007

cellular telecomunicational device

muh cell phone or beeper

hey my cellular telecomunicational device is a ringin.

by zac brinegar May 22, 2008

cellion

thinks he has swag, but really hes doesn't...thinks he can get the ladies but he really cannot

Angelica: Damn, that dude is a dick!
Lauren: Of course. He's a Cellion!

by BobasaurusBill November 21, 2011

cellulite city

(Adjective) a phrase that describes any female or groups of females who have an excessive amount of Cellulite (i.e. cottage cheese, orange peel appearance) all over their legs, thighs, and or stomach.

Mike's pool party was packed with a bunch of fat ugly skanks with TONS of cellulite and nasty tattoos. Talk about cellulite city!

by Rubylicious83 June 4, 2016

Cellular Device

A very uncommon way to say cell phone.

"I'm gonna go ahead and call my best friends over at Rockstar Games on this cellular device"
- Sernandoe

by Radical_Shermhead June 12, 2018

blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.

The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.

by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017