Canadian Thanksgiving

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.

A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.

by LOLSushii February 7, 2021

Canadian

A person who has free healthcare, smarter than a american, and a really nice person.

Me: my Canadian friend is poggers

My Freind: thank you not that smart american.

by Dumb American March 23, 2021

Canadian cocaine

Some really good Cocaine.

Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021

Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021

Canadian Drumstick

Freezing maple syrup in the shape of a horse cock and plunding it into your holes while it slowly melts then your hole is ready to be fucked and the dick is now a Canadian drumstick

Me and Josh did a Canadian drumstick last night, best tasting head ever

by FrankAndTheBrick420 July 6, 2021

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021