strawberry ice cream

The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.

Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?

Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream

by Strawberry ice cream man October 10, 2020

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009

Ice Cream Castle

One of Morris Day and The Time's hits from 1984. Better than Jungle Love.

"We're all ice cream castles in the summertime.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
We're all ice cream castles in the sun.
Ice cream castles when we fall.
Ice cream castles in the summertime.
Summertime, summertime, summertime."

I just got home from working third shift and my brother put 'Ice Cream Castle' on repeat until I passed out on the floor.

by compact asian November 21, 2004

ice cream core

A musical genre in the foundling stage, the term deriving from a popular dairy food item. The genre's sound is best described as 'daring and flavourful,' and features many inventive forms of instrumentation.

The movement is starting to make waves primarily due to the work of Canadian musical collective Tiger Tiger, whose line-up includes the very best paper-crumpler performing today.

music fan one: MAN! What is this sound I am hearing? It is like a little taste of heaven, issuing from that speaker!

music fan two: It is my new favourite band, Tiger Tiger, pioneers of the ICE CREAM CORE genre. I bought their album, and so should you!

by dykily September 10, 2006

ice cream sandwich

1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!

My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES

by LilytheAce November 27, 2021

Tube of Ice Cream

Ice cream that comes in a tube. The old fashioned way of eating ice cream. Ice cream becomes more tasty when eaten from a spiral wrapped tube. Introduced on the west coast circa 1936. The tubes, which are filled at the factory, are provided with a tape permitting the tube to be torn as the ice cream is eaten. Inserted in a special waterproof compartment in bottom of tube is a small napkin permitting all traces of stickiness to be removed from the fingers.

Guy 1: Yo I'm really hungry for some ice cream in a tube. You got any?
Guy 2 & 3: Are you stupid? They don't make ice cream in a tube.
Guy 1: Uhhh... Yeah they do. I'm going to get some now.
Guy 2 & 3: Have fun!
Guy 1 comes back with a tube of ice cream: Yeah see... what did I tell you guys? You guys are the stupid ones now.

by Albus Grimley March 24, 2010