milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 19, 2008

chicken pakora

Andrew clark's nipples

John: andy whoa your nipples are huge
Andy: shup john ya paedo
John: they're as big as chicken pakora
Andy:JOHN!!!!

by your aquaintance March 26, 2009

Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."

by AxZella June 19, 2008

Chicken Rat

A cross between a chickenhead and a hoodrat..A mixed breed of sorts

Dayum...Look at that chicken rat

by BoogityGiggity October 8, 2008

chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat

When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009

Chicken Wing

Mexican slang term for "she can win".

Juan's wife plays the lottery so chicken wing some money.

by -anonymous15 September 23, 2014

Bobby the chicken

A mo' fuckin chicken

Look at the horse. No that's bobby the chicken
{bobby}

by A bossssss July 9, 2015