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chicken bitch

1) See punk. Someone whose a chicken but also a bitch obviously. Put together, it means an afraid person who still talks lots of shit.

2) Something really funny to call someone.
- Come here you little chicken bitch, say one more thing and I'll rip your nipples off!

- Yo momma is a chicken bitch
by Battlegroundz July 3, 2006
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milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.
Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."
by L M P December 19, 2008
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holy chicken!

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!
I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!
by alchesay crow March 7, 2008
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Butter chicken

When your so deep in a woman’s arse you can stuff your balls in her pussy.
Last night I gave my missus the ol Butter chicken!
by Xmilko50 March 11, 2020
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Curb Chicken

a sometimes fatal game played between a pedestrian and an automobile. the goal is for the pedestrian to successfully cross the street at his or her own pace w/o regard for traffic flow. the pedestrian always starts the game by stepping from the curb into traffic and daring cars to either slow down or hit them. the pedestrian often shows signs of defiance, confidence, and bravado as he/she is meandering across the street.
If you want an example, just drive down the nearest road and some idiot will step off the curb and into your path. It's human nature to want to avoid hitting someone with a car so the pedestrian typically makes it across the road w/o a scratch. However, it is fun to sometimes challenge the pedestrian's athletic ability and speed up as you're approaching them. Hitting the pedestrian is not recommended but scaring the shit out of them is highly rewarding.

An exchange after a game of Curb Chicken might go like this:

Boss, "Good morning. How was the drive to work?"

Me: "Some asshole played curb chicken with me and I damn near hit him."
by Sierra Nevada November 9, 2012
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Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross
"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."
by AxZella June 19, 2008
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Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.
The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011
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