mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Cancer

TikTok

Friend: Wanna film a Tik Tok?
Me: You mean cancer?

by God of Papaya April 14, 2020

cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word

this f#cking cancer game is so trash

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Cancer

A mutation of living cells into harmful cells
Some may know it as "dak li miet bih nannuk dak il liba"

Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer f sidru u sploda

by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Cancer

Something that can go kill itself

Person 1: "My mum has stage 3 liver cancer"

Person 2: "Fuck cancer"

by Pussy Licker 69420 July 27, 2023

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014